Storage Wars - A (not so) Epic Tale

As one of my favorite works of cinema of all time begins, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

And from there on out my story gets a lot less epic, though, still entertaining.

About 5 months ago as we were preparing to go back to the states for the summer, we realized that we needed a place to stash our copious amounts of books, clothes and electronics that we had accumulated over the course of the year. Thankfully our good friend Michelle and her roommates had decided that they were going to keep their apartment, and she volunteered her room for a summer storage space. And of course, as soon as the four people using the room were thousands of miles away, things began to go awry.

Michelle's roommates, who had the lease to the apartment, decided that they weren't going to stay in that apartment after all. After about a week of being back in the states we received an e-mail alerting us that all our stuff was is "storage," but we had no idea where the storage unit was, nor had we any idea how much of a shit show it would be retrieving it.

When we cam back to Spain in the middle of September, one of our first priorities was to find the storage unit. We had our winter clothing there, our laptops and adapters, our teaching material... basically everything that we would need to get back into the swing of things. And not to mention, finding our possessions was just one task on top of finding an apartment, which in Madrid in September can be like entering the Thunder Dome with Master Blaster (two tenants enter, one tenant leave).

We were naive enough to think that we could just waltz into the storage place and pick everything up, but that would have been too easy. To begin with, we needed an appointment because everything was in one of those portable storage units that the company brings to your door and then takes back to the warehouse. The woman we made an appointment with acted like no one had ever done that and that she was really going out of her way. After that we needed a letter from Nicole (Michelle's former roommate), who had the storage unit in her name, granting us permission to rifle through all her crap and dig ours out of the pile. It never really seemed to sink in for Nicole how much valuable and important stuff was in storage. She had all her important things at hand, so why should she care?

After the fist three weeks we had managed to put those two things together. By this point we had made a little game out of the situation which came to be known as "Guess where all my shit is?" Whenever the four of us were talking about things that we really needed, inevitably the previously mentioned question would arise to which there was only one answer. The situation was getting more desperate as both Michelle and our other friend Kristen were preparing for a trip to Oslo. Needless to say they needed their warm clothing. We googled the location of the storage unit and it said it was quite a way out of Madrid, but we could take the metro to get there. So we called to make an appointment for a Friday when we could all make the trek. That is when we learned that the storage unit had not been payed for in the month of October, and if it wasn't payed for the unit would probably have its contents auctioned off. After a lot of bad noise, Nicole was forced to pay the rent.

The next weekend, we made another appointment for Friday. And of course, another bump in the road. Not only was the warehouse outside Madrid, it was half way to Toledo, about 40 minutes by car. What we saw on google was only the company headquarters.

Take three, and this time we had a reservation for a car. We got up at six in the morning and took the metro all the way out to the airport, found the car rental place, and then realized that they only rent manual cars... and none of us could drive manual. Of the four of us, only Kristen is skilled with a manual transmission and she was at work. We called everyone we knew that might be able to help us out, but waking up at 8 AM to a telephone call asking you to drive to another state isn't exactly a tempting offer. We considered hiring one of the prostitutes that hangs out in our plaza, but I could only imagine how that conversation would have gone: "Uhh, excuse me, ma'am, do you know how to drive a stick shift... no, not like that, I mean a car... no, no sex involved, we just really want our stuff back."

Monica stuffed into the back of the rental car

Finally we decided to give up and try to take a train to the town and just carry back what we could. As soon as we got back to the apartment to regroup and buy train tickets, Kristen called us and said that she could leave work to drive... so back out to the airport, a forty minute metro ride. And from there on out everything seemed to finally go well. After all we had been through I thought that we would probably get there only to find out that a piece of flaming space debris had fallen out of the sky and destroyed our storage unit, and our storage unit alone, but we hardly even got lost on our way out there. When we finished rooting through all the boxes and found our things we crammed it all into the little Volkswagen Touran, with only inches to spare, and drove back to Madrid, finally victorious in the storage wars.